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Machete movie reviews

• Machete

  Saturday, November 19, 2011 6:03:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Very cheesy. Like they are trying to be serious?

• 4

  Machete

  Monday, October 24, 2011 5:57:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  A bit too cheesy!

• 10

  Machete

  Saturday, April 16, 2011 2:43:44 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is ttwly aWesome! I enjoyed the gore, nudity and the violence in this movie. Although, some of the scenes from this movie reminded me of the Grindhouse! I did enjoy the movie, because it's a wild ride.

• 9

  Machete

  Friday, March 18, 2011 3:01:22 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome movie!

• 4

  Machete

  Tuesday, February 15, 2011 5:30:31 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  While a bit over-the-top in it's violence and story, it was entertaining. A guilty pleasure.

• 3

  Machete

  Thursday, February 10, 2011 11:26:35 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  entertaining and brainless.....thus a good popcorn movie.

• 4

  Machete

  Monday, February 07, 2011 11:29:38 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  very cheesy!!

• 2

  Machete

  Monday, January 17, 2011 4:18:12 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Worst movie I have ever seen. If this is what society enjoys, God have mercy.

• 10

  Machete

  Tuesday, January 11, 2011 2:30:18 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Awesome movie...better than I thought..

• 2

  Machete

  Monday, January 10, 2011 3:17:37 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  If you are into lotsa FEMALE nudity, blood splatter, Spanish swear words, LAME-O script/porn but great cast, then this is for you. Zzzz!